Sunday, April 16, 2000
09:02 p.m.
Prozac-Pez
"The World Would Be a Happier Place If Antidepressants Were Distributed in Pez Dispensors!"
This is amusing and all, but don't forget that drugs are BAD!Saturday, April 15, 2000
11:59 p.m.
The Rivers Cuomo Interview
"I don't totally understand why I do things."
I love Rivers.Friday, April 14, 2000
11:53 p.m.
Britney Spears Exposed
"Part of the charm and appeal of the Britney Spears' story rests on the idea that the fresh-faced singer has topped the charts at the tender age of 17. On Monday, however, facts brought to light by Spears' high-school boyfriend, and confirmed by Wall of Sound, prove that she is no teen sensation, but actually a 28-year-old woman."
MTV would never lie.Tuesday, April 11, 2000
10:47 p.m.
lowbrow.com
Read, press reload, and read some more.Tuesday, April 11, 2000
01:35 a.m.
Positive Youth
"ATTITUDE is about finding the circumstances you want in life and taking control of them."
A lot of interesting things are located there. They also have a very awesome catalog that you can get for free!Sunday, April 9, 2000
12:16 a.m.
Guy Gulps Goldfish
"Paramedics were quickly dispatched. They arrived to find the fish tail still protruding from the victim's mouth. Despite their best efforts, the 23-year-old could not be resuscitated. The killer fish had claimed one last victim."
If only we all had the intelligence of that man..Sunday, April 9, 2000
12:13 a.m.
Splitting Headache
"A man in his early thirties died in the hospital today after being discovered in his downtown antique restoration workshop suffering from severe groin injuries."
That happened to my friend's neighbor's cousin's step father. Honest!Saturday, April 8, 2000
02:56 a.m.
I <3 Dorks
Buy me that, pleaseFriday, April 7, 2000
03:02 p.m.
Joy of Socks
"We carry fun socks in florals, patterns, animals, and other novelties for men and women."
I finally found what you have always been looking for.Thursday, April 6, 2000
11:25 p.m.
KYD Networks
Go play with the blocks, kids.Saturday, April 1, 2000
10:08 p.m.
100 Monkeys Project: The Search for Intelligent Monkeys on the Internet
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That's what my monkey typed. Go see what your monkey will type.Thursday, March 30, 2000
09:35 p.m.
G Rock
"Nobody rocks harder than God!"
heh, yeah. G Rock is the coolest show. Toaster Man is on G Rock. Toaster Man is very spunky. He gets toasters mixed up with posters! Toaster Man is going to strip at Moxie's bachlorette party. yup..Tuesday, March 28, 2000
07:39 p.m.
Dorktionary
"Here at the dorktionary we try to keep you informed on the world of the dork."
The dork dictionary has some amusing defintions.Monday, March 27, 2000
09:04 p.m.
geophcam
"Love is simplicity"
I like Geoph's webcam.Sunday, March 26, 2000
04:55 p.m.
Vomit Dot Com
Yikes.Saturday, March 25, 2000
03:32 p.m.
Tall Texans
"Any male must be a height of not less than six feet two inches (6'2'') in stocking feet and of the minimum age of twenty-one (21) years, and any female must be a height of not less than five feet ten inches (5'10'') in stocking feet and of the minimum age of twenty-one (21) years."
I don't have much to say about this.Friday, March 24, 2000
11:38 p.m.
Carrot Top
dork + red hair = sexyWednesday, March 22, 2000
09:55 p.m.
Groupboard
"The whiteboard lets you draw and write onto a shared whiteboard - you see what other people are drawing and they see what you are drawing."
Woah. This is the coolest thing ever. Okay, maybe not. Though it is a lot of fun if you're super bored.Tuesday, March 21, 2000
09:20 p.m.
Squad Five-O: Fanclub
1) Buttons, patches, stickers.
2) Shirts and hoodies.
3) Photos of the band.
4) E-mail list that will include free give aways.
5) SFO pens, pencils, licence plate frames.
6) Get in free to concerts.
You can get all that for $10. And, SFO rawks.Monday, March 20, 2000
05:41 p.m.
Perpetual Bubblewrap
"For the ultimate in time wasting.."
I got this link from the astralwerks newsletter. If you can keep them all popped I'll give you a dollar.Sunday, March 19, 2000
03:06 p.m.
Ten simple secrets for 'A' papers
"Gaah! Another paper? Okay, I know someone who cracked the code for "A" term papers. Written 30 years ago by a genuine genius, this special report still works!"
It could work for you. heh.Saturday, March 18, 2000
11:25 p.m.
Sexy Nerds
"Redefining Smart"
They got everything. And I feel right at home when I'm there. hehe. YAY FOR SEXY NERDS!Saturday, March 18, 2000
02:56 p.m.
Da Ebonics Page
Translate yo' usual english into ebonix dere. Ya will peep tight around all yo' dawgs jivin' like dis here, slap mah fro!Saturday, March 18, 2000
12:30 a.m.
What is a booger made of?
"Your nose makes nearly a cupful of snot every day."
Moxie suggested that I put this on my pita. Useless knowledge is always good!Friday, March 17, 2000
09:19 p.m.
SPiFFY
"..take an online pregnancy test... a squirrel fishing date... become a mad scientist.."
SPiFFY is Moxie's pita. She has fun links. Because of her, I had an inspiration to make my own pitas.Friday, March 17, 2000
06:24 p.m.
Sweat Shop Watch
"..a coalition of organizations and individuals committed to eliminating sweatshops in the global garment industry. "
Say no to sweat shops!Thursday, March 16, 2000
11:59 p.m.
Tards
"Where's G.I. Joe?! Where's He-Man?! No wonder lots'a kid're doin' drugs nowadays--there ain't no good cartoons ta watch! If I had ta choose 'tween Pokemon an' crack, I'd choose the pipe ev'ry time."
HAHA. I'm in love with this site, and Nudist Ned.
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